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so apparently the king has retired and warrior jesus is no longer. when i heard the news two things came to mind, hookers and suicide. i acted upon my thoughts by seeking out a couple of hookers last night nothing to special really. some knife play and a little poop. i thought of suicide after words but of course i knew that would not appease warrior jesus and neither of the hookers decided to commit either.
now i am left with a sense of worthlessness i feel lost in this big world without a guide. so i send a request to the almighty himself please warrior jesus start a blog so that for the rest of your life we can all stalk you via the internet.

thank you your royalness for all the greatness you bestowed upon us, oh and dont forget to mention the queen flip in your blog. thanks again faggot face.
i leave all of you with a gift from scrooge via my burning eyes http://fanbangho.com/

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holy. fucking shit. the guy`s balls are fucking chopped the fuck off.

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i <3 zig

So it's 4:54 am and im procrastinating writing my 10 page paper due in 3 hours. So what do I do? I decide to register on the public forums here at good old ropetown! After a few minutes laughing at various posts i came across this one. HOLY FREAKING GNOME SHI*T THATS DISCUSTING! I guess this could be considerd my "hazzing" into Rope forums.

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-Mysticisism